I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy