Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
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I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
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I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
The dysfunction is strong in this one.