I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.