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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.

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(315): The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk. http://tfl.nu/v27u

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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.

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its Wednesday...

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they're reeeeeally big trays

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(315): There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge. (440): its Wednesday... (315): they're reeeeeally big trays http://tfl.nu/bwkn

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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"

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(315): mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!" http://tfl.nu/d3gl

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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.

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(315): He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits. http://tfl.nu/w5h8

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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning

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(315): You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning http://tfl.nu/dkck

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She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.

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(315): She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts. http://tfl.nu/f020

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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...

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(315): yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms... http://tfl.nu/res2

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My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.

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(315): My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw. http://tfl.nu/z7bn

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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.

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(315): Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes. http://tfl.nu/lvfu

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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...

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(315): Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime... http://tfl.nu/v3a6

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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.

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(315): I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions. http://tfl.nu/ogn1

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Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.

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(315): Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run. http://tfl.nu/6sa5

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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.

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(315): found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital. http://tfl.nu/yphr

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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor

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(315): i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor http://tfl.nu/o59i

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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this

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(315): someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this http://tfl.nu/qf5d

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