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(602): View more from Arizona

I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way

(407): View more from Florida

As long as that's not his name for his dick.

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(407): View more from Florida

My vagina is officially offended.

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(941): View more from Florida

she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.

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(407): View more from Florida

Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.

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(407): View more from Florida

No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(

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(407): View more from Florida

If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.

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(407): View more from Florida

I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.

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(407): View more from Florida

When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?

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