her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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