i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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