I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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