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I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
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