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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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