I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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