This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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