Last Night in South Africa (+27)

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  we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end

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  I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.

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  I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.

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  Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"

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  This girl is more easily done than said...

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  I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.

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  My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.

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  She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."

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  You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone

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  He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.

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  Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast

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  Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"

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  His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often

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  I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.

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  i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please

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