we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
This girl is more easily done than said...
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please