A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She said her name was "party"
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?