A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She said her name was "party"
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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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