this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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