i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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