Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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