shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We have started to decorate penises.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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