Where is the hickey?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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