Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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