It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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