carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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