if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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