I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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