Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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