? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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