What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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