Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
i think im in europe. pls send help
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