Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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