And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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