I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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