oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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