question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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