3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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