He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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