oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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