A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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