I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
