You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
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What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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