It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
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I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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