May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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