puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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