nut hugger
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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