oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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