thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
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since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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