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• (205): View more from Alabama

  How long until YT realizes that it's a man?

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• (805): View more from California

  Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!

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• (972): View more from Texas

  how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes

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• (917): View more from New York City

  It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.

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• (916): View more from California

  and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.

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