I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel