i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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