How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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