Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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