It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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