Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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