oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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