I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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