i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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