I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Sext me about skeletons
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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